- Happy Birthday was written in the 1800s by two sisters, Mildred & Patty Hill.
- It was copyrighted in 1935 by a third sister, Jessica Hill.
- The copyright isn't due to expire until the year 2030.
- You are guilty of copyright infringement and may be fined if you sing this song in public.
- The song garners $2,000,000 in a typical year.
- These broads have made enough.
- Happy Birthday is a bad song.
- It only has six words in it.
- It only has six notes in it.
- The high notes are too high for men.
- The low notes are too low for women.
- No one ever starts in the same key.
- Why have we been singing the same song for over 100 years?
- Why do we sing the same song to a baby that we sing to a grown man?
- If it's someone's special day, shouldn't we select something more personalized?
- Have we been brainwashed by the Hill sisters?
*boycott "Happy Birthday" & change national consciousness, one bad song at a time*
